ON TARGET

Here's a humorous antidote to the depressing headlines that confront us these days.

 

AUNTY GUN               

It must be said about my aunt,

she wasn’t very tolerant.

If, on the beach, she saw a sight

that she deemed rude or impolite

she’d fetch a rifle from her kit

and promptly take a shot at it.

In consequence, chaps in tight briefs

adorned with slick Speedo motifs

or ladies, vast, bikini-clad,

that, in aunt’s view, were twice as bad,

were struck in his or her kazoo

with pellets from her 22.

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